I seem to have left my pride at pride
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.