and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
