She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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