hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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