Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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