Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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