this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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