That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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