We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
