TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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