Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
how can u be prego again
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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