U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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