We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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