I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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