Slut skills are useful in every country.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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