Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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