i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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