i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it glows. i had to have it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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