The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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