Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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