Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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