you traded sex for a burrito?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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