with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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