white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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