I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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