yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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