In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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