He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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