Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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