We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize