I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Randomize