"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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