People with herpes should wear stickers.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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