Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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