whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think my mom watched the whole time
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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