I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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