where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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