I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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