We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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