Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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