He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I need a burrito and a hug.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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