Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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