strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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