if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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