Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
