Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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