my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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