i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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You can't just leave with hair like that
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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