The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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