You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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