She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
What a dumb baby whore.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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