are you so shy because you have an std?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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