So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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