I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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