I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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